Today has been a day full of characters. People have just been off-the-wall weird today. Two stories:
1. I give tours of the Smart Home at the Museum of Science and Industry. Today, one of my tours was given by Collin, who wanted to get "checked out" of the smart home so that he can start giving tours on his own, so supervisor Kate decided Collin would give my tour and since it was just two old men from just outside of Rockford, IL. that I would take my labcoat off and go as a tourist as well. These two old men were just like the muppet show old men. They were hillarious. Collin did great because these guys talked the whole tour. They were either talking about how the nurse the other day dry bathed them so much they thought they were going to have a hole or about the 80 acres they own but don't farm, or how they are 74 years old on the fourth of july or about how different things are today than they were forty years ago. One of the men decided that when Collin left the room, he was going to see if the scale in the bathroom really worked and he got on it, checked and mumbled how the screen didn't light up so it must not work, and then Collin had to backtrack to find the guy. Poor Collin, he really did a great job for his first tour considering how many things the guys were asking him. They really got a lot out of the tour, though and it was really neat to see how they marveled at the technologies that are in the home.
2. A man downtown at the redline station is yelling after me, "Hey, pretty lady!" I don't hear him for a while as I go down the stairs and when I finally do, I pretend not to hear him. I get down the stairs and stop and this guy is persistent so he sidles up next to me and here is our conversation:
"Hey, I was talkin' to you."
"Oh, you were?"
"yeah, I says to myself, now there is a woman."
"Well, thank you" I look away.
"I like me a woman who is booksmart and you got glasses and all that, and I like that."
"hmm" I am still looking away and now noticing that he has a plastic cup filled with what looks like coke but smells suspiciously like rum.
"I'm going to 95th, where you goin?"
"Home" I coldly reply (I'm terrible with this sort of thing because he's not threatening, he's just drunk and I'm bad at saying go away to drunk or homeless people, I don't know, they're people too, I'm just trying to kind of passively ignore him and if he had been reading my body language or silent signals he would know I didn't want to talk to him)
"Well, that's great." pause. "I saw you and I just said to myself, she knows how to carry herself, you know? She walks in here like she owns the place and I would compare you to....well...." and he's thinking...hard...."to a stallion." *yes he compared me to a horse "the way you pranced on by and the way you walk and going down those stairs and how pretty you are, you're like a stallion, whew."
SILENCE
My train comes, thank god.
"Well, here's my train, bye."
"can I come witchu?"
"No."
I get on the train and leave. Oh downtown Chicago, you never fail to be full of interesting people.
Thank you for reading.
Lis